i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
It’s stillllllllll racist
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD OH MYG DO, OH MGYD O THERE IT IS , THERE IT SI, THERE IT IS
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
"Im not like other guys"
"I know thats why I like you"
"No, I mean I am a lizard"
American commercials need to get on Japan’s level
This is the comic I start the new year with
"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"
FUCKIGN BOOBS ARE SO ANNOYING BC U CANT EVEN LIE DOWN ON UR TUMMY ANYMORE I AM GOING TO SUE THE GOVERNMENT AND MY PARENTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE